You Said It

  • Joe: I'd love to ride a donkey.
  • dan: you smell you donkey riding fatty

What Not To Do With a Donkey: Part Three

Donkey Basketball.  Yes, you heard me.  Donkey basketball is a fine example as to what humans are doing to humiliate not only themselves, but myself and my kind. The whole concept is mind boggling. People riding on the backs of donkeys with hopes of entertaining the masses while being asses.  They mimic the kind of “sport” [...]

What Not To Do With a Donkey: Part Two

Don’t shoot the donkey.

Not only is it rude. It’s a waste of a good ass.  We all know the world needs more good ass.  So why waste a perfectly good ass?

Don’t shoot the donkey, that’s all there is [...]

What Not To Do With a Donkey: Part One

Here’s an idea of what not to do with a donkey.

Don’t use an ass to transport your illegal bombs. Not only is it a waste of a good ass when you happen to find one dumb smart enough to travel to your intended destination without the aid of a human, it’s also a big mess.

But, don’t [...]