Donkey Punch: A Review From An Ass

donkey-punch-poster I finally got around to seeing the ever so infamous “Donkey Punch” and I must say, it was actually pretty good.

I must say, as far as humans fornicating goes, the first little section before the “accident” was damn hot.

Unfortunately as things went on the movie got more and more predictable and, being the ass that I am, I started losing interest – or in general just laughing at parts.

Apparently, I must say, I must say a lot of things.

There were a couple of awesome kills, and a couple of sad annoying ones.  But it’s kind of hard to do anything overly creative with a cast of only 7 people who happen to be on a boat in the middle of nowhere.

Speaking of cast, that somewhat attractive human I mentioned earlier, I officially give her consent to ride my ass any day. Maybe even hang out with my handler.  Yeah, she’s alright.

If anybody else has actually watched this movie, take note: a donkey punch is dangerous and should never ever be done. Right? Besides it’ll ruin your life and this old donkey will kick your ass right back if you ever try that shit on me.