You Said It

  • Joe: I'd love to ride a donkey.
  • dan: you smell you donkey riding fatty

Ode To a Rider

there was a guy named ass
who rode upon this fine ass
he scratched his balls
saw water falls
and got my hoof in [...]

Fabulous Donkey Poetry

there was was a girl named tass
who had a fantastic ass
not pretty and pink
as you may think
but old and grey, [...]