You Said It

  • Joe: I'd love to ride a donkey.
  • dan: you smell you donkey riding fatty

Ode To a Rider

there was a guy named ass who rode upon this fine ass he scratched his balls saw water falls and got my hoof in his ass

Fabulous Donkey Poetry

there was was a girl named tass who had a fantastic ass not pretty and pink as you may think but old and grey, eating grass.