You Said It

  • Joe: I'd love to ride a donkey.
  • dan: you smell you donkey riding fatty

Cuteness is Overrated

Ok this picture is everywhere. There’s even some horrible cell-phone-style video of people approaching this cute little animal.

What if this were a donkey?  I don’t think anybody would care.  Everybody’d be like “oh look at that stupid ass, wandering aimlessly through the ruins of hell.”  Yeah, that’s what they’d say.

I’d be like, “Eee-Haw! Gimme some water.” [...]