You Said It

  • Joe: I'd love to ride a donkey.
  • dan: you smell you donkey riding fatty

A Donkey Saves The Day

Damn right she saved the day.

A brave donkey has come to the rescue of a sheep that was being attacked by a dog.

See that, a brave donkey.  Not all asses are chickens.  That sheep should be pretty damn thankful he lives in a field with a brave donkey.

The damn dog should be taken out to pasture.  [...]