You Said It

  • Joe: I'd love to ride a donkey.
  • dan: you smell you donkey riding fatty

Stupid Cute Bastard

This dumb ass donkey gives all us regular donkeys a bad name.

He’s lazy, he’s depressing, he’s cute. What? Why is that cute? I don’t understand how he can get away with being such a dick.

There’s that lazy horse that hangs out by the barn all the time.. he’s lazy but not depressing… nobody thinks he’s cute.  [...]