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Don’t Abuse a Drunk Ass

This is a public service announcement.

Just because you found a drunk ass laying on the side of the road does not mean you get to abuse it.

It’s simply in all our best interest for you to just ignore it and keep on walking.  Random Intentional Ass Abuse (RIAA) is a felony in 48 states and will [...]