You Said It

  • Joe: I'd love to ride a donkey.
  • dan: you smell you donkey riding fatty

Donkey to Star in “Shrek The Musical”

Shrek the Musical is going to be opening in Chicago.  Sure, the people on that news page seem to think that this is a sign of theatre being killed.  But c’mon, shrek has one of the best donkey’s in the world!

Ok, Maybe it is a bad sign.

Actually, it is.  It’s a horrible horrible idea. I’ve seen [...]

A Donkey Saves The Day

Damn right she saved the day.

A brave donkey has come to the rescue of a sheep that was being attacked by a dog.

See that, a brave donkey.  Not all asses are chickens.  That sheep should be pretty damn thankful he lives in a field with a brave donkey.

The damn dog should be taken out to pasture.  [...]

Donkey Haiku

like a hard core ass
running through the fields of hay
a donkey [...]

Don’t Abuse a Drunk Ass

This is a public service announcement.

Just because you found a drunk ass laying on the side of the road does not mean you get to abuse it.

It’s simply in all our best interest for you to just ignore it and keep on walking.  Random Intentional Ass Abuse (RIAA) is a felony in 48 states and will [...]

The Stupidest Ass Ever

The following may offend you. (It’s about time.)

This is by far the most stupid of stupid asses I have ever seen in my life.  I’m not talking about the donkey either. Look at this guy.

Why are his pants down?

Why is he in a field with a donkey.

Why is he slapping the donkey’s ass?

Why is he making [...]