You Said It

  • Joe: I'd love to ride a donkey.
  • dan: you smell you donkey riding fatty

Not much Happening

not much has been happening on the farm lately.  i guess i should get out and maybe take care of some ass-like things.  graze some grass on the side of a hill or something useful.  god, i’m lazy.

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Ode To a Rider

there was a guy named ass
who rode upon this fine ass
he scratched his balls
saw water falls
and got my hoof in [...]

Fabulous Donkey Poetry

there was was a girl named tass
who had a fantastic ass
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Mommy? Is that You?

mommy-is-that-youMommy? Is that You?  No, sorry kid foal,  that’s a horse.  Your mom is dead.

Yes, some asshole shot your mom.

We live in an unfortunate world where killing and abusing animals is hilarious to retarded teens and human children.

Dammit, I’m starting to sound like a fucking activist.  Maybe I need to go out and carry some shit for a human.

This cute little fella probably won’t survive.  It’s sad.

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Seriously, Give These Asses a Break.

donkey fat riderThis is clearly abuse.

Animal abuse.  This fat bastard weighs fifty times more than the donkey itself.  Who’s idea was this?  Was it the handler? Was it the rider? I do know it certainly wasn’t the donkey’s idea.

If it was the handler he should have a swift donkey kick to the nuts. But he probably doesn’t have any nuts if he let this fat bastard ride my good friend.

But lets talk about the fat bastard.  Why would he think it’s a good idea to ride a donkey?  Don’t you think he should be going someplace that has something more his size, like an elephant? Yeah. That’d be smart.  Stop abusing us!

Video after the jump.
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