You Said It

  • Joe: I'd love to ride a donkey.
  • dan: you smell you donkey riding fatty

I forgot about Aphex Twin…

Until I was searching for donkeys on youtube, and I found this… It’s so very wrong and has nothing to do [...]

Stupid Cute Bastard

This dumb ass donkey gives all us regular donkeys a bad name.

He’s lazy, he’s depressing, he’s cute. What? Why is that cute? I don’t understand how he can get away with being such a dick.

There’s that lazy horse that hangs out by the barn all the time.. he’s lazy but not depressing… nobody thinks he’s cute.  [...]

Riding on a Donkey

This is a classic for me. I [...]

The Donkey’s Dream… Or Not

This is how they make you think a donkey dreams:

This is the truth:
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A Happy Holiday Message From Your Ass

Well, as a bored old ass I’d like to wish you happy holidays, merry christmas, etc.  With that, [...]