My Naked Ass

Well, as a bored old ass I’d like to wish you happy holidays, merry christmas, etc.  With that, a song.

not much has been happening on the farm lately.  i guess i should get out and maybe take care of some ass-like things.  graze some grass on the side of a hill or something useful.  god, i’m lazy. if you’re just stopping by, leave a comment to say hi.

there was a guy named ass who rode upon this fine ass he scratched his balls saw water falls and got my hoof in his ass

there was was a girl named tass who had a fantastic ass not pretty and pink as you may think but old and grey, eating grass.

Mommy? Is that You?  No, sorry kid foal,  that’s a horse.  Your mom is dead. Yes, some asshole shot your mom. We live in an unfortunate world where killing and abusing animals is hilarious to retarded teens and human children. Dammit, I’m starting to sound like a fucking activist.  Maybe I need to go out [...]