Ok this picture is everywhere. There’s even some horrible cell-phone-style video of people approaching this cute little animal.
What if this were a donkey? I don’t think anybody would care. Everybody’d be like “oh look at that stupid ass, wandering aimlessly through the ruins of hell.” Yeah, that’s what they’d say.
I’d be like, “Eee-Haw! Gimme some water.” They’d laugh and I’d get nothing. I wouldn’t have a fan base, and I certainly wouldn’t have gotten the exposure that this little creature got. It’s annoying not being that cute. But then again, his fame will end and mine will linger on at the all-time low it is.