My Naked Ass

Mommy? Is that You?  No, sorry kid foal,  that’s a horse.  Your mom is dead. Yes, some asshole shot your mom. We live in an unfortunate world where killing and abusing animals is hilarious to retarded teens and human children. Dammit, I’m starting to sound like a fucking activist.  Maybe I need to go out [...]

This is clearly abuse. Animal abuse.  This fat bastard weighs fifty times more than the donkey itself.  Who’s idea was this?  Was it the handler? Was it the rider? I do know it certainly wasn’t the donkey’s idea. If it was the handler he should have a swift donkey kick to the nuts. But he [...]

This is a public service announcement. Just because you found a drunk ass laying on the side of the road does not mean you get to abuse it. It’s simply in all our best interest for you to just ignore it and keep on walking.  Random Intentional Ass Abuse (RIAA) is a felony in 48 [...]

Donkey Basketball.  Yes, you heard me.  Donkey basketball is a fine example as to what humans are doing to humiliate not only themselves, but myself and my kind. The whole concept is mind boggling. People riding on the backs of donkeys with hopes of entertaining the masses while being asses.  They mimic the kind of [...]