Mommy? Is that You? No, sorry kid foal, that’s a horse. Your mom is dead.
Yes, some asshole shot your mom.
We live in an unfortunate world where killing and abusing animals is hilarious to retarded teens and human children.
Dammit, I’m starting to sound like a fucking activist. Maybe I need to go out and carry some shit for a human.
This cute little fella probably won’t survive. It’s sad.
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This is clearly abuse.
Animal abuse. This fat bastard weighs fifty times more than the donkey itself. Who’s idea was this? Was it the handler? Was it the rider? I do know it certainly wasn’t the donkey’s idea.
If it was the handler he should have a swift donkey kick to the nuts. But he probably doesn’t have any nuts if he let this fat bastard ride my good friend.
But lets talk about the fat bastard. Why would he think it’s a good idea to ride a donkey? Don’t you think he should be going someplace that has something more his size, like an elephant? Yeah. That’d be smart. Stop abusing us!
Video after the jump.
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Shrek the Musical is going to be opening in Chicago. Sure, the people on that news page seem to think that this is a sign of theatre being killed. But c’mon, shrek has one of the best donkey’s in the world!
Ok, Maybe it is a bad sign.
Actually, it is. It’s a horrible horrible idea. I’ve seen a lot of bad ideas in my life and this is definitely one of them. I mean, really, did they have to do this?
Can’t we just leave the funny comedy as an animated special with too many sequels?
Much like hollywood, it appears that the theatre industry is completely out of fresh ideas.
These guys need a good swift kick in the gut by an angry donkey.
Damn right she saved the day.
A brave donkey has come to the rescue of a sheep that was being attacked by a dog.
See that, a brave donkey. Not all asses are chickens. That sheep should be pretty damn thankful he lives in a field with a brave donkey.
The damn dog should be taken out to pasture. Isn’t that ironic? That’s usually what happens to bad donkeys. So, shoot the dog — oh they did.
Good work Dotty the Donkey!