You Said It

  • Joe: I'd love to ride a donkey.
  • dan: you smell you donkey riding fatty

The Donkey’s Dream… Or Not

This is how they make you think a donkey dreams:

This is the truth:
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A Happy Holiday Message From Your Ass

Well, as a bored old ass I’d like to wish you happy holidays, merry christmas, etc.  With that, a song.

Not much Happening

not much has been happening on the farm lately.  i guess i should get out and maybe take care of some ass-like things.  graze some grass on the side of a hill or something useful.  god, i’m lazy.

if you’re just stopping by, leave a comment to say hi.

Ode To a Rider

there was a guy named ass
who rode upon this fine ass
he scratched his balls
saw water falls
and got my hoof in his ass

Fabulous Donkey Poetry

there was was a girl named tass
who had a fantastic ass
not pretty and pink
as you may think
but old and grey, eating grass.