My Naked Ass

This is how they make you think a donkey dreams: This is the truth:

Well, as a bored old ass I’d like to wish you happy holidays, merry christmas, etc.  With that, a song.

not much has been happening on the farm lately.  i guess i should get out and maybe take care of some ass-like things.  graze some grass on the side of a hill or something useful.  god, i’m lazy. if you’re just stopping by, leave a comment to say hi.

there was a guy named ass who rode upon this fine ass he scratched his balls saw water falls and got my hoof in his ass

there was was a girl named tass who had a fantastic ass not pretty and pink as you may think but old and grey, eating grass.