there was was a girl named tass
who had a fantastic ass
not pretty and pink
as you may think
but old and grey, [...]
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there was was a girl named tass
Yes, some asshole shot your mom. We live in an unfortunate world where killing and abusing animals is hilarious to retarded teens and human children. Dammit, I’m starting to sound like a fucking activist. Maybe I need to go out and carry some shit for a human. This cute little fella probably won’t survive. It’s sad. Animal abuse. This fat bastard weighs fifty times more than the donkey itself. Who’s idea was this? Was it the handler? Was it the rider? I do know it certainly wasn’t the donkey’s idea. If it was the handler he should have a swift donkey kick to the nuts. But he probably doesn’t have any nuts if he let this fat bastard ride my good friend. But lets talk about the fat bastard. Why would he think it’s a good idea to ride a donkey? Don’t you think he should be going someplace that has something more his size, like an elephant? Yeah. That’d be smart. Stop abusing us! Video after the jump. Shrek the Musical is going to be opening in Chicago. Sure, the people on that news page seem to think that this is a sign of theatre being killed. But c’mon, shrek has one of the best donkey’s in the world! Ok, Maybe it is a bad sign. Actually, it is. It’s a horrible horrible idea. I’ve seen [...] |
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