My Naked Ass

there was was a girl named tass who had a fantastic ass not pretty and pink as you may think but old and grey, eating grass.

Mommy? Is that You?  No, sorry kid foal,  that’s a horse.  Your mom is dead. Yes, some asshole shot your mom. We live in an unfortunate world where killing and abusing animals is hilarious to retarded teens and human children. Dammit, I’m starting to sound like a fucking activist.  Maybe I need to go out [...]

This is clearly abuse. Animal abuse.  This fat bastard weighs fifty times more than the donkey itself.  Who’s idea was this?  Was it the handler? Was it the rider? I do know it certainly wasn’t the donkey’s idea. If it was the handler he should have a swift donkey kick to the nuts. But he [...]

Shrek the Musical is going to be opening in Chicago.  Sure, the people on that news page seem to think that this is a sign of theatre being killed.  But c’mon, shrek has one of the best donkey’s in the world! Ok, Maybe it is a bad sign. Actually, it is.  It’s a horrible horrible [...]