You Said It

  • Joe: I'd love to ride a donkey.
  • dan: you smell you donkey riding fatty

A Donkey Saves The Day

Damn right she saved the day. A brave donkey has come to the rescue of a sheep that was being attacked by a dog. See that, a brave donkey.  Not all asses are chickens.  That sheep should be pretty damn thankful he lives in a field with a brave donkey. The damn dog should be [...]

Donkey Haiku

like a hard core ass running through the fields of hay a donkey i am

Donkey Kong Deserves This

Donkey Kong is not a donkey, and as such, I cannot say I disagree with him getting teabagged by Diddy Kong. After all, when you’re big, dumb, throw barrels, steal princesses, and in general piss a lot of people off it’s no surprise he’s getting teabagged. ‘lolwut?’ is such a fitting caption, because that’s exactly [...]