This is a public service announcement.
Just because you found a drunk ass laying on the side of the road does not mean you get to abuse it.
It’s simply in all our best interest for you to just ignore it and keep on walking. Random Intentional Ass Abuse (RIAA) is a felony in 48 states and will not be tolerated by your local law enforcement.
Should you be caught participating in RIAA activities you will be strapped to a post, striped naked and have your own ass beaten.
Thank you for listening. Have a nice day!
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