You Said It

  • Joe: I'd love to ride a donkey.
  • dan: you smell you donkey riding fatty

Don’t Abuse a Drunk Ass

This is a public service announcement.

Just because you found a drunk ass laying on the side of the road does not mean you get to abuse it.

It’s simply in all our best interest for you to just ignore it and keep on walking.  Random Intentional Ass Abuse (RIAA) is a felony in 48 states and will [...]

The Stupidest Ass Ever

The following may offend you. (It’s about time.)

This is by far the most stupid of stupid asses I have ever seen in my life.  I’m not talking about the donkey either. Look at this guy.

Why are his pants down?

Why is he in a field with a donkey.

Why is he slapping the donkey’s ass?

Why is he making [...]

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That Sucks Donkey Balls

There’s one phrase out there that really gets my goat angry.  That’s the ever infamous “that sucks donkey balls.” What’s the big deal? What is there that is so wrong about donkey balls that makes sucking them a degrading, offensive statement?

As a donkey,  I’m offended by your offense to this non offensive statement. In fact, if [...]