What Not To Do With a Donkey: Part One

stuffed donkeyHere’s an idea of what not to do with a donkey.

Don’t use an ass to transport your illegal bombs. Not only is it a waste of a good ass when you happen to find one dumb smart enough to travel to your intended destination without the aid of a human, it’s also a big mess.

But, don’t worry. We’re on to your plans.  We’re aware of what these bomb-like canisters look like and when you pack a mule with your explosives, we’re gonna head right back to your place.

Game on, humans. Game on.

Besides, blowing up donkeys makes baby donkeys sad.