Here’s an idea of what not to do with a donkey.
Don’t use an ass to transport your illegal bombs. Not only is it a waste of a good ass when you happen to find one dumb smart enough to travel to your intended destination without the aid of a human, it’s also a big mess.
But, don’t worry. We’re on to your plans. We’re aware of what these bomb-like canisters look like and when you pack a mule with your explosives, we’re gonna head right back to your place.
Game on, humans. Game on.
Besides, blowing up donkeys makes baby donkeys sad.