Smuggling pot inside of donkey statues? Yeah, Really? You think this is funny don’t you? My reputation is going down the shitter right now because some douche-bag drug-smuggling assholes (not the place I sleep) are defaming my image by smuggling pot inside horribly fake knockoffs of my self and fine class of animal.
The saddest part of it all is that there are no winners in this. The druggies got busted, I get a bad rep and those ass-tastic statues got busted too.
Now all those loving fans of ours cannot depict their love for the species by tainting adorning their front lawns with these beautiful statues.
Dreams lost, shattered, gone.