You Said It

  • Joe: I'd love to ride a donkey.
  • dan: you smell you donkey riding fatty

Donkey pr0n.

This is just fabulous, look at all those fine [...]

Donkey Punch, WTF?

I was chewing on my handlers old newspaper when I read something about a movie called “Donkey Punch.” It immediately caught my attention, because being an old ass, I knew what the term “Donkey Punch” meant in slang.

It piqued my interest, so I read some more before finishing off the newspaper. I’m trying to [...]

Pot Hidden in Donkeys? C’mon!

Smuggling pot inside of donkey statues? Yeah, Really? You think this is funny don’t you? My reputation is going down the shitter right now because some douche-bag drug-smuggling assholes (not the place I sleep) are defaming my image by smuggling pot inside horribly fake knockoffs of my self and fine class of animal.

The saddest part of [...]

Oh, Yeah, This’ll Work.

Ever get that feeling that shit’s all gone wrong? Yeah, I have. I’ve been an ass all my life and now I’m going to blog about it.  After all, blogging is what makes the world go round and round right?

Lets take for example my jack-ass handler. Yeah, sure, he should have known better than to overload [...]