Donkey Punch, WTF?

don't make me punch youI was chewing on my handlers old newspaper when I read something about a movie called “Donkey Punch.” It immediately caught my attention, because being an old ass, I knew what the term “Donkey Punch” meant in slang.

It piqued my interest, so I read some more before finishing off the newspaper. I’m trying to come up with some plan to get my handler a copy of this movie so I can watch it through the window in the near future.

I have to thank the premise of this movie just a bit.  Maybe now people will realize that it’s a disgusting act, this “Donkey Punch” and will stop slapping me in the back of the head while making strange noises.

Here’s looking at you, somewhat attractive female human. Thanks for clearing things up.