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I finally got around to seeing the ever so infamous “Donkey Punch” and I must say, it was actually pretty good.
I must say, as far as humans fornicating goes, the first little section before the “accident” was damn hot.
Unfortunately as things went on the movie got more and more predictable and, being the ass that [...]
Donkey Basketball. Yes, you heard me. Donkey basketball is a fine example as to what humans are doing to humiliate not only themselves, but myself and my kind. The whole concept is mind boggling. People riding on the backs of donkeys with hopes of entertaining the masses while being asses. They mimic the kind of “sport” [...]
Don’t shoot the donkey.
Not only is it rude. It’s a waste of a good ass. We all know the world needs more good ass. So why waste a perfectly good ass?
Don’t shoot the donkey, that’s all there is [...]
Ok this picture is everywhere. There’s even some horrible cell-phone-style video of people approaching this cute little animal.
What if this were a donkey? I don’t think anybody would care. Everybody’d be like “oh look at that stupid ass, wandering aimlessly through the ruins of hell.” Yeah, that’s what they’d say.
I’d be like, “Eee-Haw! Gimme some water.” [...]
Here’s an idea of what not to do with a donkey.
Don’t use an ass to transport your illegal bombs. Not only is it a waste of a good ass when you happen to find one dumb smart enough to travel to your intended destination without the aid of a human, it’s also a big mess.
But, don’t [...]
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