This is My Naked Ass
Just like most asses it's always naked. It's not Justin Timberlakes ass, nor is it Britney Spears ass.
There's a few things you should need to know about my ass though;
- It is rear exit only.
- touching it requires permission from the owner (me.)
- You may not feed the ass at anytime.
- Yes, my ass is hairy. Sorry, not much one can do about that.
- It's a prize ass. Highly ranked amung other asses.
If you are by chance female, age 19-30 and would like to touch, pet, feel, or see my ass in person, feel free to send all your applications to the applications department.
One day I may decide to give My Naked Ass a real workout, and perhaps get it in shape. But until then, My Naked Ass is My Naked Ass, a Lazy Naked Ass, a Smart Naked Ass, and best of all it's My Naked Ass.
Should you see the need to submit urls, gripe, bitch, complain, caress, pet, stroke, or whatever else is on your mind email me the resource department.
Let all your friends know about My Naked Ass. Its just amazing.